Although not absolutely necessary, while on a train for several hours I taught myself how to remember the European Economic Area (EEA) states in alphabetical order. Using a story and imagery.
I can see a white horse running with a trailer attached to it, when I say "horse" I'm dropping the letter 'h' and pronouncing it as "orse" instead. The trailer represents the second syllable of this country. Austria. On the back of the trailer there is a very large Belgium chocolate. Belgium. The horse is running and in close pursuit is a 12 foot tall Cyclops. Cyprus. As he is running arm stretched out about to grab the chocolate he trips on a big golden coin sticking out of the ground, the coin has the word "Mark" on it. The cyclops has dented the coin. Denmark. He keeps on running and there is another coin he again trips, but can not keep his footing and falls over diving into a sea. Bobbing up and down he then wraps his arms around a fin cutting the water to stop from drowning. Finland. The fish he clings to takes him to shore. There in front of him are a load of cowboys on horses, they stand under a big arch which has the word "Ranch" on it, and they say "bonjour" to the Cyclops. France. They lasso the Cyclops and drag him towards an equally tall but some what suspicious man I once knew called "Jeremy." Germany. Jeremy asks the Cyclops if he would like some ice cream. Iceland. The Cyclops says yes, he begins to lick his ice cream and spits it out saying "this taste just like Italian Cappuccino, and I hate that." Italy. In response Jeremy begins to change into a big black ugly leach and attempts to such the blood out of the Cyclops. Lichtenstein. The Cyclops pulls out of a pocket a bar of soap this is the luxury Luxor soap and rubs it against his skin. Luxembourg. The leach can not stand the soap and as it tastes a little beings to shrink as he is being counter poisoned. In reply the leach then fires off a cannon at the Cyclops and out of the cannon come chocolate Maltezers. Malta. The Cyclops says "no way, I'm not going to eat them." Norway. "But if you got some Port, I'll give that a try." So the leach then hands the Cyclops a glass of Port. Portugal. In a moment or two the Cyclops is in pain as he clutches his stomach, saying "that wasn't port that was Spain." Spain. The leach offers in response some swede soup because this is an antidote to poisoning. Sweden. The Cyclops drinks it and says "I got something to show you" and he pulls out a switch blade. Switzerland.
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